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May 28, 2005

Small dog wearing glasses holding up a can phone."If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?

None! Cause Ice cream doesn't have bones!"



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By Frances (Guest Post)
July 12, 20053 found this helpful
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Heard this about 35 years ago - but never heard an answer ~~

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half - how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?

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March 23, 2005

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